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03/13/08
TRAGEDY LIVE IN SEATTLE!!! SATURDAY THE 15TH AT CHAC!!!
CHAC LOWER LOUNGE 1621 12TH AVE. (CAPITOL HILL) ALL AGES
THIS SHOW IS GOING TO BE EPIC!!!
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03/10/08
the new rockers shit drops now, check it out!!!
From the rockers blog: “RockersNYC is proud to present the 1st release of the Sound & Fury Spring/Summer 08! From all over the world, our friends are celebrating the arrival of one of our most visually dynamic seasons yet. Using music as our platform, we were able to dig deeper into our vision of world change and have fun with our message. The Sound & Fury brings you into the mind’s eye of RockersNYC, a place where music and politics collide to create colorful symphonies!…IN STORES NOW WORLDWIDE”
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03/07/08
VOTE G.O.R.E. in 2008
Impaled is coming to Seattle to get some righteous coffee and then split some skulls. Come join the G.O.R.E. Party in 2008!
March 9
Impaled
Splatterhouse
The Devil and the Sea
Chac Lower Lounge
1621 12th Ave.
(Capitol Hill)
ALL AGES
http://www.impaled.info
http://www.myspace.com/impaled
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03/03/08
LA Murderfest 2008!
Church of the 8th Day, the organizers behind the Los Angeles Murderfest, are proud to announce NAPALM DEATH as the headliner for the Sunday show. The Los Angeles Murderfest Version 4.0 is set to take place April 18th, 19th, 20th at the Knitting Factory in Hollywood, California.
Tickets are on sale NOW at www.ticketweb.com. To keep up to date with the festival please visit www.losangelesmurderfest.com for up to date information.
Friday, April 18th – $15 advance / $15 at the door
Saturday, April 19th – $33 advance / $35 at the door
Sunday, April 20th – $33 advance / $35 at the door
Two Day Pass (April 19th, 20th) – $60 (Only available in advance)
Warm-up show – Friday, April 18th:
CONVERGE
THE RED CHORD
BARONESS
GENGHIS TRON
THE FUNERAL PYRE
THE UNBORN
BLACK SHEEP WALL
Saturday, April 19th:
ENTOMBED
MASSACRE
REPULSION
VITAL REMAINS
MONSTROSITY
DEMIRICOUS
ANAL BLAST
IMPALED
MORGION
WACO JESUS
DENIAL FIEND
ABYSMAL DAWN
SCARECROW
MEAT SHITS
FOREVER IN TERROR
LETUM ASCENSUS
RISE
MICTLANTECUHTLI
WILLOW WISP
THE CAUTERIZED
ADDICTION KING
EPICEDIUM
FATALIST
ELEMENT
GRAVEHILL
DEMORALIZING SICKNESS
+ more TBA
Sunday, April 20th:
NAPALM DEATH
EXTREME NOISE TERROR
TODAY IS THE DAY
CATTLE DECAPITATION
GHOUL
TRAP THEM
STRONG INTENTION
AT ALL COST
COMPLETE FAILURE
MAGRUDERGRIND
TERMINALLY YOUR ABORTED GHOST
CARDIAC ARREST
IVEBEENSHOT
POPULATION REDUCTION
THE_NETWORK
CALL THE PARAMEDICS
DEVOLVED
THE DOLEMITE PROJECT
WATCH ME BURN
SCARECROW
EAT THE LIVING
SEMTEX VEST
THE NAUSEATING STAB
THOUSANDS WILL DIE
SACRIFICIAL SLAUGHTER
ARKAIK
GUTSAW
+ more TBA
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02/12/08
Being in a metal band is probably the best thing in the world. Not really for meeting girls but for awesome life altering experiences. For example, this thursday Book of Black Earth, my band, is playing a show with Sonata Arctica from Finland. What? You’ve never heard of them? This shit is HUGE somewhere I’m sure… Probably in Germany. Or Canada…. Anyways, check out their video for “Don’t Say a Word”
Me and the dude playing the guitorgan are going to smoke dust backstage, i promise you that!
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02/10/08
CHECK OUT MY SOLO BLACK METAL PROJECT!
ORACLE!
IT IS VERY TROO GRIM KVLT BLACK METAL! NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART! I JUST RELEASED MY SECOND FULL LENGTH “XC”. IT STANDS FOR XENOPHOBIC CANCER! FUCK YEAH! WE HAVE CDS FOR SALE ONLINE THROUGH THE MYSPACE PAGE, ADD US AND BUY THE CD, SATAN COMMANDS YOU!
HAIL SATAN!!!
ZUEL
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02/08/08
CHECK OUT THE NEW PORNO SITE WE ARE DOING!
UM, NOT REALLY. THEY JUST HAPPEN TO ALSO HAVE GOOD TASTE IN WEB SITE URLS.
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02/03/08
Dudes, the flu sucks. I am not impervious to it, it is crushing me. Although it is good for sitting around your house and posting up all the Book of Black Earth tour pictures.
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01/10/08
Check it out! New to the site!
ACTUAL PAIN MIXTAPES!
We got DJ KRAMES from NYC to put together a special BOOTAY mix tape for ACTUAL PAIN, now it is yours free to downlaod!
CLICK THE COVER TO DOWNLOAD!!!
Check the MIXTAPES site often we are gonna be doing more free downloads in the future so no matter where you go you can always have ACTUAL PAIN in your life!!!
Check out more of KRAMES HERE!!
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01/07/08
IN TWENTY YEARS GUITARS WILL BE IRRELEVANT
THE ONLY GUITARS I WILL BE ABLE TO BUY WILL LOOK LIKE…
OR POSSIBLY…
THANKS FOR MAKING KIDS IN THE FUTURE SHITTY AT GUITAR, GUITAR HERO.
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12/19/07
HEY DUDES. MY BAND IS GOING ON TOUR DOWN THE WESTCOAST IN A COUPLE WEEKS. YOU SHOULD BRING ME DRUGS!
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12/02/07
THE lyrics to “Dies Irae” By BATHORY… Read the first letter of each line to decode quothorn’s hidden message.
Creed of eternal life I swore
Held my candle of life to the void
Risen from the dead I deaths powers wed
In the name of the one with horns on head
Sleep of eternity withdrawn as dark upon
The life of mine drew the very end so near
The price another life the gospel of the
Horned one to spread shore to shore
Eternally his words let hear
Be silent listen to the wind crying out the
Answer to all mankind call from other
Side speach of horned divine
To end your search in hope to find
As sure night divides the day and as sure day divides the night
Raging flames is allthat awaits us on the other side
Doomed the very moment he calls
See his star ablaze his children
On the night the flames reach for the sky
Night is comed to enter the never ending burning fire
Onto you all his word is given
Fear not reach to take his hand
Hear our master calling us his children
Eternal life is given death withdrawn
As wolves among sheep we have wandered
Victory lies beyond their spit and scorn
Even the heavens shall burn when we are gathered
Now when the flames reach for the sky
Dies Irae
ALSO
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11/28/07
This just in the shop! Jamaica colored antichrist, get em quick they’re very limited! Also we restocked some of the antichrist crews in black and white since they sold so fast…
word.
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11/21/07
GIRLS AND CORPSES is a magazine that features, well, girls and corpses. half naked girls hanging out with rotting corpses? what will they think of next! in the products page of the site you can buy a bar of soap shaped like a dead girl’s vagina with maggots on it. wow. that’s where they went with that. ok.
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11/19/07
i wanna see SOD play a show with MELECHESH.
IN ISRAEL. I’m pretty sure that the lyrics to “FUCK THE MIDDLE EAST” ran through U.S. leaders minds when entering into WORLD WAR 3 but I wonder what song they have stuck in their heads now? It’s probably not what we think. It’s probably AC/DC or Coldplay or some shit like that. Also, where the fuck do the members of SOD work now? I imagine gas stations but most likely they all have tech jobs in some up and coming new condo ridden suburb of LA. Whatevs they still shred.
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11/18/07
REPOST FROM COFFIN!
“all of you who have found your way here from www.lambgoat.com please note that the poster xdrinkfightfuckx is a total fraud and has absolutely nothing to do with flying coffin
or actual pain.”
I GUESS THIS IS HOW I KNOW I’M DOING SOMETHING RIGHT BUT DON’T THESE MOTHERFUCKERS KNOW I DRINK POSER BLOOD?
Check the link. POSERS LEAVE THE HALL.
THANKS TO EVERYONE WHO CAME OUT TO THE COMET TONIGHT TO SEE US PLAY, AND LEFT THE MESSAGE BOARDS AND POSERS IN THE FUCKING GARBAGE WHERE THEY BELONG!
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11/12/07
this show is going to be insane! the last time we played here we started a moshpit on a bunch of broken pint glass. it was righteous.
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11/10/07
In Switzerland, Santa has a sidekick named Schmutzli. He rolls with santa everywhere. if you whine too much or are basically an annoying brat, Schmutzli beats you with his stick, throws you in his bag and takes you out to the remote woods and eats you. that’s right kids, he fucking eats you.
look at Schmutzli’s face.
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11/07/07
IF you live in Sweden you can now buy ACTUAL PAIN! Check out the store monkey bizz and the blog
Fall/winter will be available any second here online so keep checking back!
