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11/10/07

In Switzerland, Santa has a sidekick named Schmutzli. He rolls with santa everywhere. if you whine too much or are basically an annoying brat, Schmutzli beats you with his stick, throws you in his bag and takes you out to the remote woods and eats you. that’s right kids, he fucking eats you.

look at Schmutzli’s face.

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