TONIGHT AT NEUMOS - TIM AND ERIC, HILARITY ENSUES

“Between us we probably have about 1500 songs, all of them good…”

HULK BLOOD!

ACTUAL PAIN - BLOOD, FIRE & DEATH! SPRING 08
Here it is, the latest from us at ACTUAL PAIN! Feel the fury, BLOOD,
FIRE & DEATH!!!

HAMMER HEART - Raise the chalice to Quothorn, raise the chalice to
METAL. Printed in two distinct color fades and also available in
classic black and white!

CHAINMAIL - Defend yourselves! This world is a war zone filled with
meth heads and yuppies. Daylight versions of George Romero’s
nightmares…. When people ask why I collect medievil weapons I simply
put on this shirt and they just slowly back away. Printed chainmail
design on front and back with 3M reflective ink!

BLOOD, FIRE & DEATH - This tee is based on the unholy trinity of black
metal/ our design cult mantra. Offered in four sickening colors…
“Children of all slaves, stand united and proud, all people of bondage
shall triumph, and live by the sign of… BLOOD FIRE DEATH.”

CHINGON! – This is our long awaited collabo with SANTA MUERTE out of
Mexico City. The insanely big print is on the back of the pocket tee
or hoody with five custom one inch buttons on the pocket! The
Tarantula hugging the cross was drawn by Elrond, the guitarist in my
thrash band RIPPING SERVANT.

POSER BLOOD - Did you know Poser Blood contains 666 necessary vitamins
and minerals essential to thrashing? IT’S TRUE! Available in four
sickening color ways.

DOWN WITH THE COUNT - Christopher Lee as Dracula was more or less
UNFUCKWITHABLE. How did he get his eyes to look so bloodshot and
blazed all the time? Hmmm… This print is done in a purple to red
fade on three different tee colors!

LESS FASHION MORE THRASHIN - This phrase comes up a lot around the
Actual Pain office. We are constantly saying this to each other. It
takes getting really wasted before we realize that it would make a
KILLER design! Five distinctly different color ways!

MANSON GIRLS - Of all the Manson Family, I think Lil’ Squeaky has to
be our stand out favorite, she was so balls to the wall crazy she
tried to assassinate Gerald Ford. Gerald Fucking Ford. On my birthday.
This is a full front and back print on five different colored tees!

WARGOD HATCHET - The God of War returns in this gorey tee… A three
color screen available in four differnt colored tees!

GET OVER TO THE SHOP AND GET YOUR MURDER LOOK DOWN FOR THE SEASON, THEY ARE LIMITED!!!

SPRING HAS SHIPPED!

STOCKISTS - Aux, Dave’s Quality Meats, Fice, Hospitality, Krudmart,
Maven, Monkey Bizz, Rsole, Shoe Gallery, Shop Gentei, SHQ, Winner’s
Circle, Wood Wood

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